I'm guilty of completely zoning out, imagining crazy unreal scenarios (that we wish were real) and getting lost in my own head. I sometimes think that i would rather be lost in my imaginary worlds forever, but then I remember everything i love and i come back to earth.
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
my friend was totally unprepared for an upcoming test so she tried to miss it by telling the teacher that she had to have surgery that day, and the teacher wouldn’t let her and told her to reschedule it so yesterday I went in for her and when the teacher asked who i was, I was like “um i had my sex change early”
she just looked at me and responded “it’s about time you grew a pair”
OK SO IN ENGLAND THIS IS WHAT A RUBBER IS
AND SOMEONE ON MY DASH JUST MENTIONED PUTTING A ‘RUBBER’ ON YOUR PENIS AND
I GOT REALLY REALLY CONFUSED
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A RUBBER IN AUSTRALIA TOO. WE FEEL YOUR PAIN.
SAME WITH NEW ZEALAND.
We don’t have those in America because we don’t make mistakes.
THAT WAS ONE TIME
HE WAS ELECTED TWICE.